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most-awkward-moments:

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once i heard the ice cream truck outside but by the time i could get money to buy something from it, it was gone

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When my mom introduces me to some random adult I've never met before:

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They say something like: “Oh my gosh, the last time I saw you, you were only about a foot tall!”

After they leave, I’m like:

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